4CHAN attacks 9GAG 2012/2013

*Edit - Made minor updates to Case 1 and Case 2 


4CHAN and the internet 
(namely reddit, tumblr, funnyjunk, etc). 

I, Sam Insanity represent all the true 9gaggers in the world and have a message for you. 

We as 9gaggers, hate 9gag.com and we support you.
If you deal with things logically, don't call us names and run away like you usually do.

Hear us out

Scroll to the bottom of the post for details.

  • *It is to be known that this is the first time the true 9gagggers are declaring an announcement to the internet.   
  • It is to be known that we as the true 9gaggers, have stood down and ignored all of you. When 4chan, Anonymous, redditors VS 9GAG and you called us 9fags, 'the cancer of the internet', tards, held raids, ; etc. (The scenario can be seen on YouTube daily) as there are too many 9gaggers to control on the internet. It just isn't possible.  
  • It is to be known that the '9gag army' is a term hyped-up by 12 yr-old retards and we do not recognize them as true 9gaggers, do not be fooled.

 Example 1 of rubbish written by a 12 yr-old 9gagger-wannabes

Example 2 of 9gagger-wannabe claiming his actions to be 9gag's own.

Obviously you 4channers will swallow up and publicize anything that makes 9gaggers look bad, so we have let it be, and let the world run as it is.

However, I have decided to break the silence and address all of you because of two cases; what has happened yesterday and what has transpired within 9GAG.com this year.


Case 1: We 9gaggers wish to ally with the internet

A message to 4CHAN and the internet from the true 9gaggers

 We support you.

Let it be known that 9GAG.com is currently dead. Reason being we have left the website and have not visited it in months.

The true 9gaggers hate 9GAG.com for stealing posts for itself, using bots to generate 'publicity posts' that generate money for 9gag.

We're not stupid. 

We have been aware of this since early this year and even before reddit exposed the bot cycle below:

http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/zacju/9gag_repost_machine_explained

The upvotes and Facebook Share number on each 9GAG.com post is self-generated.

Let it be known that because 9GAG.com simply bans members, refuses to provide a proper explanation to us; and we, the true 9gaggers of the world are insulted.

And from that day, a secret group comprised of the Top 9gaggers including myself to conspire against 9GAG.com was founded by Aricely, who has since stepped down.

Here is a list of logs from our secret group archives of the bots we've caught; some deleted after a day.
 These bots we will dub as the "Second Generation." The first gen lasted about three weeks, and each bot had about fifty posts. All the above bots were nailed on July 4th, between the hours of midnight and 2:30, Eastern Standard Time.

Our secret group was leaked to 9GAG.com admins. Those of us who participated in the group and voiced out on 9GAG.com were banned. No one could warn the other 9gaggers from the corrupt 9GAG.com

Every attempt to contact the founder of 9gag was futile so we encourage you.


You are welcome to hack 9GAG.com

We encourage it.

Let us put our differences aside and fight the monetizing 9GAG.com together. Destroy it.

Sure 4CHAN and the rest of the internet hates 9gaggers, but what are 9gaggers really?

We are not 9gaggers because we're 'omg 9gag rocks you suck' fags, but because

We are just like you. 

Humans who seek a platform that provides us with cheap daily entertainment who have come together to form a community.

And admit it, the founder of 9GAG.com Ray Chan developed a very presentable layout that is easy and recycled it for everyone on Facebook to see compared to 4chan and reddit, that's why it's so popular.

We like it because it's convenient. It's like Apple who stole the idea from Windows and created a better phone.

We are aware of your previous attacks on 9gag.com




What you've done so far is not good enough.



STOP the attacks.

Bullying is child's play.

We encourage you to destroy the 9gag.com servers 

And wipe out all the data once and for all instead of harassing them. They will only find ways to come back.

If there was any other alternative, we would have considered it; but this is so far the best plan we could come up with; hacking the website to the point of no recovery. To side with the internet in order to destroy a common evil that is a power-hungry meme-commercializing  9GAG.com.

It is now a zombie, only waiting for death by injection. You're welcome to leave suggestions as to how to cleanse a bot-infested website we used to love; like lice on a dog.

We would like to get in touch with you, 4chan, reddit, funnyjunk; internet, to help you destroy 9GAG.com whether by DDoS, publicizing or etc.

Please leave a comment below or contact me on Facebook. I know you can find me in a few clicks.


*Edit - A 4channer has approached me. We are currently in talks.




Case 2: The Fake 4CHAN Facebook Page

I founded The Official 9GAG Fan Group of Facebook together with fellow 9gagger Arrie on the 1st of August 2012 for fun. Today  it has over 3,000 members and we enjoy each other's company.

Yesterday on the 25th of September 2012, 4CHAN's official facebook page (I assumed) decided to troll us by posting this up.


Asking members to join the 4CHAN group, posting our group's link. The admin blocked me from commenting later on, and today removed our group link to make it seem like nothing happened.

As a result, our 9GAG Facebook fan group received hundreds of requests from 4CHAN fans. The picture above are fresh requests after clearing off the previous requests.



My administrator team who were not aware of the post at that moment, approved these requests and they were subsequently banned for mass-spamming profanities at the wall.

No biggie.

I have followed 4chan for a few years before the emergence of 9gag, and I don't believe 4chan would resort to such coward tactics because they are known to be prideful and ruthless.

Something didn't seem right.

This was not the action of a 4CHANNER. It seemed cowardly and un-4chan-like.

It was weak

4CHAN has a reputation of finding out all the information of someone and destroying that individual's life.

So it turns out the 4CHAN facebook page was a fake 4CHAN page run by a clown controlling real 4channer's actions.

Daniel Herbert Hobbs is the admin of 4CHAN's so-called 'Official Facebook page' and an attention whore for subscribers.




(Looking at the delusional individual's facebook link, he seems to think himself some sort of god.)

He requested to join our group a few times; obviously we refused.

He continued spying on us, print-screening a post of me posting in my group and posted it on the 4CHAN Facebook page. However it wasn't I whom he targeted, but one of my members Samantha.



After highlighting her on the 4CHAN page, she received death threats and had to go into hiding, contacting me with her other account.



Of course, Samantha doesn't know of the reputation of 4CHAN, so I plead to you, please spare her and report this Facebook -> link under 'Hate Speech' to get it removed.

I'm only doing this as a friend. I know you are capable of more harm than above, so please forgive her.

All of us know this happens daily in 4chan. However your powers are being abused by an attention whore.

Are you okay with that?

What I really want 4chan to see, is the way Daniel represents 4chan.

Furthermore, after putting up the offensive photo which angered muslims, Daniel tried to cover up his own ass by diverting attention from him with a sob-story.



After deleting the caption of the trolling done on our group, seeing what our group had, he copied us starting his own 4chan group yesterday where he dictates allowing only himself to post.





Again, I have followed 4chan for a few years before the emergence of 9GAG.com, and I don't believe 4chan would resort to such coward tactics because they are known to be prideful and ruthless, but looking at attention-whore Daniel resorting to blocking people from commenting instead of arguing it out intelligently, I ask you this.

4CHAN, since when did you allow a hipsterfag TV salesman to control your people's actions?

Why does it matter to you? Because Daniel is using 4CHAN as a tool for himself.

Are you alright with that?

Because whatever dumbass Daniel does, it reflects upon the image of 4CHAN and what it does.

I'll let you decide what you want to do with Daniel
the admin of the 'official 4chan page'
and the other fake 4chan page with 400k+ fans.

Because we know, they're way too mainstream to be real 4chan pages.

If you do not take action against Daniel, I will do onto him as I have destroyed Johnny Heward's career.

*Update 27.09.12, Thursday: Daniel Herbert Hobbs rapes himself.

Hello Daniel.

You didn't know I planted a deadly seed inside your desperate laughable '4chan'-wannabe group that accepts just everybody, did you?


I planted someone to show you my blog on purpose, and being the attention-whore you are, Daniel; I knew you'd pick it up and post it on your fake 4chan page.

I made you make everyone aware of your actions, knowing you'd announce my blog to the whole world; so eager to declare victory.

Are you humiliated, Daniel.. Reading what they're saying about you?

Before you wake up to delete the status, or their comments like you usually cover-up yourself, let me show you how you turned the tables on yourself.:)


You took the true 9gaggers lightly, and my sting-operation on your fake 4chan page succeeded.

You have proven me right; orchestrating your own downfall Mr. Daniel Herbert Hobbs.


And guess what? You actually deleted what you did to Samantha!

Proof*



And now magically it's missing.




Covering-up again, Daniel?

I'll leave it to everyone to say who won.

Do not take the secret group of true 9gaggers lightly.


With love,
Sam Insanity.

Edit* 01.10.12 Daniel pwns himself yet again. http://saminsanity.blogspot.com/2012/09/daniel-herbert-hobbs-liar-and-fake.html



~Sam Insanity~
Representative of the true 9gaggers.

147 comments:

  1. Aww damn that sucks

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  2. Awesome. Well done Sam buddy

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  3. I hope nothing bad comes your way for exposing the horrible state of today's 9gag, Sam!

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  4. Wow... This is one of the few long blog posts that I actually had the patience to read through! (Y)

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  5. Well I don't want to be rude, but it seems you being a "true 9gag" is so special to you. But i return you are just turn into a incompetent person, since you're giving to much fuck with this site. Yes they are making the money by recycling post and more visitors etc, and the Bot Spammers.

    The thing is it like what with Justin Bieber and Twilight stuff turn about. We kept on telling our agony about it, but we just keep on talking about it, and make him famous.

    If we just no care about the current state of the 9gag then me be we just leave it alone and return to our beloved 4chan.

    We are just turning into the antagonist.

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    1. Amazing.
      I like the way you think

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    2. Fuck your ninefag bullshit. The entire premise for your webpage came from 4chan. So fuck off and embrace the fact that you're nothing but a shadow of something terrifying.

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    3. @Waxpayne 1) I have a hard time understanding your english. 2) I propose an attack on 9GAG.com, not talk about it. You obviously didn't read the article.

      @Anon2 We are not 9GAG.com, I am 100% sure you didn't even reach the end of the article.

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    4. tl:dr down with 9 fag and their gay asian representative.

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    5. But you came here. Hypocrite much?

      By the way, I had sex with a woman and she gave birth to you :)

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    6. I've been on 4chan for almost 4 years now. Hacking, raiding is a lot of fun, but as you grow old, it turns old and stale. I still use HOIC and LOIC if 4chan heeds the call. Asking for 4chan for help would only lead them to do the opposite. I do agree that summerfags run rampart on 4chan. Using 4chan as their private army for their cause. Which most of the time gets ignored. With this blog post, you may get a few sympathizers to your cause. Maybe. The people on the 4chan fan page are posers. No one talks about 4chan. No one.

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  6. ^

    Is Grammar Hurt Eyes of me

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  7. This makes me feel bad, as someone visiting 9GAG Recently

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    1. this makes me feel bad that someone would even decide to go to 9fag

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    2. 9GAG.com has tapped into mainstream facebook. It has commercialized memes and displaying them in a presentable way.

      A newbie would rather visit 9GAG.com than 4CHAN and reddit for an easy laugh. Just saying

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  8. we will see how it turns out! but you should know... 4chan doesnt have fecebook... thats why it didnt like 9gag in the first place (appart of stealing the images)

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  9. Only thing that stood out to me was those idiots that would pick on a girl they dont know, in order to make justice over the internet, or to prove a point. THERE IS NO POINT TO PROVE, it's just some people from 2 seperate communityes hating that one is better than the other. I like 9gag, never visited 4chan, yet i would still visit 4chan when 9gag stops amusing me, and hope that ill find something funny in the other place. It's like having a Apple and a Samsung. When you tired ofthe Apple, switch to Samsung, it dosnt mean i like apple less, just... bored of it.

    Sorry for the long Comment.
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    Here's a potato (____)

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    1. I visit 4CHAN too sometimes, though I have no time because I want an easy and good way laugh 9GAG is very convenient to me. However it has become a decomposing dog filled with maggots.

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  10. i dont want your potato
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    ▲ ▲

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  11. how can you support anything related to 4chan after what they're doing to that girl(yes, the admin of that page isn't affiliated to 4chan by any official means but he's rallying other 4chan members to threaten the girl and by the looks of it, many 4chan users support his views). Consider what you're getting into before forming allegiances with such people

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    1. "That girl"... lol they think there has only been one. I like how they 9fags started to side with us because they can't win.

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    2. @Anon1 Because I see the bigger picture. The source of the problem is 9GAG.com, if you crush it there will be no more new 9gaggers nor a site to hate on anymore.

      @Anon3 Wear your pampers now 12 yr-old. We've dominated the internet with 9GAG.com, and why do you think I'm against it?

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    3. lol mr asian youre churning so much faggotry enough to fuel all steam engines in the world for about 9gag days

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  12. I can assure you that the hivemind of /b/ is not harassing that girl in any way or form. If that was the case her photos and personal information would be all over /b/ at the moment and if that ever did happen it must have died down very quickly. Someone expressing his/her dislike of 4chan ON FACEBOOK is of little interest to most 4chan users. Besides, /b/ is not the personal army of some newfag hipster on facebook.

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    1. I know. What disturbs me is that it isn't the hivemind of /b/ in charge of Facebook's page, but some attention whore TV salesmen who control capable of real 4chan attacks Mr. Anon.

      Just want to highlight to 4CHAN that a hipsterfag is using 4channers as his own tool from the scenario above.

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  13. As soon as 9gag stops stealing from other websites, and posting unfunny memes and thinking themselves to be better than 4chin, we will relent.

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    1. That is up to 9GAG.com's administrators. We as true 9gaggers condemn this and uphold proper credits to be given to the original owners.

      However things have gone rampant. Watermarks missing. Bots generating unfunny memes.

      We tried to stop the admins, but they banned us all from commenting so we were unable to warn anyone there.

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  14. Redditor here. This really does shed light on what's been going on. All that we ever see and hear about are today's 9gaggers, which, in all honesty, probably should have been hit in the face with natural selection a long time ago. We never see any of the 9gaggers who DON'T like 9GAG, simply because we never knew they existed (I'm still sketchy about this whole thing, personally). If this were to spread around on all of the major websites like Reddit, 4chan and funnyjunk, I have a feeling that your plan would work quite well. Also, relating to Operation Bukkake: The main reason why that failed is because there wasn't enough organization, and the word never really spread (on Reddit, at least). Also, the picture is so big that a lot of the words are unreadable, and made it very hard to distinguish who was what team, and what they were supposed to do. I think if we combined this, and shortened down Operation Bukkake and let it spread, we could easily shut down 9GAG.

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    1. Greetings Redditor. We've been quiet for a very long time now. You can google Operation Bukkake for a better image quality as when I upload pictures into blogspot it degrades the quality.

      The problem now is organizing old men with old grudges. I'm damn well sure 90% 4channers and redditors are against affiliating themselves with us because of the fake picture everyone paints 9gaggers as 'retards', which I admit has some truth.

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  15. Wow, you do not understand 4chan in the slightest.

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    1. I wish to understand 4chan, and from the new info I'm getting there is no leader, but teamwork.

      We rarely thread in there. I sometimes lurk around for good comics though.

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    2. This anon got it right.You really don't understand 4chan

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  16. Guys, 9GAG Stands for gagging on 9 dicks.... Just saying...
    4CHAN FTW

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    1. ^A fine example of a typical 4channer. I'm looking for the ones who can hold an actual conversation instead of name-calling; like a howler monkey in the jungle.

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  17. The 4Chan page you claim is fake admitted they are not the real page anymore and posted a link to the real page dumb.

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    1. What you fail to see is that people think it's the real one.

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  18. 9GAG/9FAG, 4Chan will always win. there is no way to avoid us.

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  19. I don't want to be rude, but licking chicken rickle dokey dick flip.

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  20. You're just another attention whore for subscribers and you calling dan an attention whore for subscribers? pathetic

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    1. You obviously did not read the article to see him promoting himself.

      My subscribers are fans, I've never begged for subscribers.

      You're obviously siding with him.

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  21. 9GAG can suck 4chans dick gtfo you butt hurt bitch

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    1. ^Ladies and gentlemen, typical no-brainers that make up most of 4chan.

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  22. scrotal scrape rape camp

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  23. Holy balls you are more retarded than Adalia Rose, 4chan does not (well used to, it's pretty much dead now ;-;) operate in anyway related to how you think. You browsed 4chan for years before 9gag, bullshit nigger you were probably a summerfag and needed to lurk more. 9gag is also the reason why 4chan is dead. Heres my explanation; you stole our content claimed it as yours, posted it all over facebook, brought faggots into our community, none of said faggots lurked for more than 69 seconds. Also, because you are beta as fuck.

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    1. "you stole our content claimed it as yours, posted it all over facebook"

      1) I am not 9GAG.com, I am a 9gagger. You should be blaming www.facebook.com/9GAG

      2) It's not our fault we lurk in short durations. Your formats and community are not easily understood and you use terms only you guys understand, for example 'beta'.

      I don't fucking mind fucking swearing though. I love fucking swearing. It's fucking fantastic!

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  24. Sounds like someone's taking the internet WAY to seriously again...
    cry moar, will you? Link related.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owzhYNcd4OM

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    1. That was an interesting link. However I think Dan sent you here and you have biased views. Scurry along now.

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    2. Yes, because anyone who is not siding with you, must be doing so with Dan.. Right

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  25. You do know that 4chan post about 'peaceful religion' wasn't aimed at you, right? It was aimed at Muslims. I don't think that anyone other than you would look at a picture of a bunch of Middle Eastern people rioting with text on it and think "Oh my god, they're attacking 9gag!"

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    1. No. The intention was obvious that the context of 'peaceful religion' here is 4chan's culture against 9gag's culture. Daniel has a childish mind you see.

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  26. The fact that you think the 4CHAN page is official ruins your entire statement(?). Please kill yourself.

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    1. If you read further in, you'd find that he doesn't think it's official.
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      If you think anybody besides newfags use/like that page, please kill yourself.

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    2. I like how OP pwns himself. It is known by many that only 30 days ago it was announced that the 4CHAN facebook page was not official after people started asking.

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  27. you obviously have never been on 4chan or /b/ if you think that little bit of harassing is like hitler killing jews, 4chan and /b/ is wayyyyyyy worse. fuck you chick get away fro 4chan.

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    1. Mr. Anon, if one of your friends was in danger, would you help them?

      I know what /b/ is capable of. Just that I didn't know you didn't have someone influential but works as a team.

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  28. 2/10, one for originality and one for making me read it.

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  29. haha
    >rape
    >kill
    >implying 11 year olds do that
    >inb4 faggot
    >inb4 9gag ftw

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    1. Your 4chan talk is too 1337 for me to understand.

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  30. Lol, stfu you butthurt 9fag

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  31. Speaking as a 4channer, I approve of what you've said in this article and wish you the best of luck.

    As for "getting in touch with our leader," you won't be able to, because there simply isn't one. No individual gains enough notoriety on 4chan to even come close to being considered a leader without being despised simply for having an identity (which is considered narcissistic on most boards).

    Anyway, I have a new perspective on 9gag now. Godspeed, Sam.

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    1. We assumed there was a powerful one in 4chan, but we were wrong. That is why we seek the help of 4channers and want to know their opinions.

      It is like a Mexican visiting China. 4chan is a foreign land to us.

      Thank you for reading!

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  32. We don't have a fucking leader you retard, Fuck you and you gay site it's your fault for signing up in the first place and making it so popular. I hope that 9gag becomes more popular, because the bigger they are the harder they fall, you have yet to see what 4chan can do.

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    1. 1) Everyone tries out something new for themselves. It isn't my fault 9GAG.com had all my friends convince me to sign up. It just means they're really influential.

      2) Hey, we learn something new everyday. It's surprising you don't have a leader.

      3) If you keep waiting for them to become richer and more popular, they'll be harder to kill. Keep waiting for the day 9GAG.com falls. I'll be part of the team that destroys it.

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  33. haha 9fag why so butthurt

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  34. When will you faggots learn that 4chan wants nothing to do with you? 4chan has dozens of boards, and out of all of them you decide to take /b/'s word as representative of the entire site. You take all your facts about 4chan from the absolute worst and least credible board the site has to offer, the one that every other board despises and no longer even considers part of the site.

    You know what? Fuck you, don't you dare take 9gag down. You can consider 9gag as a quarantine site for all the shitty "memes" and unfunny, regurgitated jokes that its shitty userbase actively posts and enjoys. Without it, they'll find some other stomping ground that doesn't deserve their cancerous presence.

    "true 9gaggers", what a joke. It's a fucking website, not a way of life. Ask any anon that isn't a /b/tard if they consider their board "a way of life" and they'll laugh in your face, you dumb bastard.

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    1. 1) This is just your opinion. Look at the other 4chan's comments in this blog and you'll see some of them agree.

      2) Why do you want to leave 9GAG.com in power? It'll only get bigger.

      3) I like how you're trying to sound intelligent. Must be hard on you.

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    2. l2ddxopinionfromfact.

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  35. "/b/-Random
    The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

    seriously, /b/ is sort of killing 4chan's image and reputation. everyone's all "hey let's check out 4chan!" they go to /b/ because it's brought up the most and they expect NORMAL shit, which it quite honestly is not normal, and they tell everyone "hey guys 4chan is an evil place don't go there!" nobody ever checks out any of the other boards. If you don't like the website, then here's an easy solution: DON'T GO ON IT. Don't fucking attack something on the grounds that it's content is not what you like. and /b/ is NOT a reliable source of information. you could actually come to terms with 4chan's existence if you just DEAL WITH IT, and i know this sounds crazy, but, check out another board maybe instead of bitching about it. and if you don't like it, you can close the browser and not come back to whichever website you don't like.

    And, before i go, no one person represents a whole website, but as a /b/tard, /b/rother, whatever you wanna call it, myself, i'd like to add something. As someone who frequently visits 4chan, most often /b/, i have had experience with people acting like this and it just pisses me off how they WILLINGLY go to the website and put ALL THAT EFFORT in, just to bitch about how they don't like it. COME ON, If you don't like it, LEAVE. It's NOT THAT DIFFICULT. and don't go back to the website!

    fuck, guys. just...fuck.
    JESUS FUCKING TIT BUTTER are you guys retarded?

    seriously.

    not even kidding

    totallyserious.jpg

    srsly guise
    guise
    srsly

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    1. Your /b/ sounds like our 12 yr-old 9gaggits.

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    2. It's not MY /b/. it's just /b/. there is even a disclaimer at the top of the page.
      "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

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  36. True 9gagger? Fuck you.

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    1. I sense within your anonymity that you are a 9gagger. It's alright little one, we'll take good care of you.

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  37. Let the whole internet burn for all I care. All people need to get out and enjoy life more

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    1. What if I told you, I've seen everything in life and am more fascinated by what the internet has to offer?

      Meet a girl. Hand out in clubs with friends. Work. Marry. Die.

      Seriously? The internet is lightyears better than that.

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  38. Hey Sam, Just wanted to pass along a few words of encouragement, as someone who has sat on the fence for the entire conflict.

    Your voice of reason, I think, will be lost in both the hive mentality of 9gag (as it currently stands) and the semi-democratic anarchy of /b/. This saddens me somewhat, as there will always be people (some mentioned in your article), who will only see what they want to see in your article.

    What I saw? A beautifully crafted, sincere attempt to distance yourself and those like you from what this conflict has turned into: A clusterfuck. Both sides continue to retaliate, but in the fluid dynamic that is the internet, there will be no winner. (Has any war ever truly been 'won'?)

    Bravo to you sir, you have restored my faith in the fact that there are those who will speak up on either side, regardless of how little difference it may make.

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    1. Thank you Mr.Troy, your words touch me (not in a heart way no homo).

      Most of us know it's futile to strike up an alliance with the internet, but wars were not won standing down.

      We never know until we try, and it is through my post that I meet people like you that I never knew existed. There are many like me who are afraid to stand up against the giants

      But if not us, then who? If not now, then when?

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  39. Just leave it be.You're just gonna be like Daniel.Make another new website for yourself.Whatever.To the rational person's mind you really look like a bloody attention whore.For all i know this could be another cycle.You take Daniel out.You help stop the corrupted 9gag.You become a hero of the internet.(Just assuming this as a possible future),then everyone calls you the guy that saved the internet from the holocaust.Then you start pulling the strings.Start becoming an attention whore.Then someone takes you down.And then the cycle goes on.I'm not saying you're a bad man.But we can't read you're mind and we don't know what you think.The Daniel thing is understandable.He messes with your family you get pissed and gets revenge back.If someone takes my stuff,of course I'll get mad.Its good you got back at him.But the 9gag thing is just overrated.The main thing is:Its not your problem.And it won't be a problem.Even if it gets bad,its just the internet.Unplug it and it will go away.Normal people or smart people use the internet for information,good stuff.4chan and 9gag is just for temporal fun.People who constantly go on to these websites maybe be looking for more fun or are just attention whore's.Posting stuff and making arguments that go no where.And i feel that you constantly go there just for attention.(I feel)...and since you are already famous.This feels just very pointless.I don't think you're a bad person.Your cause is noble and good.A white knight as some would say.But it feels pointless.I would use the time you have to research and destroy something or someone to improve myself.Rather than 9gag that just gives fun,that is just temporary.I wrote an insanely amount of what might be bullshit,but I'm just giving advice or opinion.

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    1. I thank you for your insight.

      We've thought of making a new website together with the internet so it can be approved by all, but then it'd just end up like http://hugelol.com

      Though you and I are strangers, say in the possible as you mentioned I succeed victorious in uniting the internet against the monster that is 9GAG.com; everyone will be mentioned and credited and all opinions will be heard, just as how I run my group.

      I am not famous. I am but a simple man with a simple wish, and I cannot do this alone. 9GAG.com is hiding 9gaggers and the internet from the truth, as well as enslaving them out of each individual's own desired attention-whoring to get from the Vote page to > Trending then the > Hot Page.

      If I were any other person I'd use the time to improve myself, but I'm tired of real-life. I'm at max-level with all the crap bullshit work, dating, partying and etc.

      I love the internet more than anything out there can offer me.

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  40. God damn you're fucking butthurt. It's rather sad that you believed you accomplished anything as quoted "I planted someone to show you my blog on purpose, and being the attention-whore you are, Daniel; I knew you'd pick it up and post it on your fake 4chan page". What exactly have you done, other than wasted your life trying to "get at" someone over the internet? Absolutely nothing. The only faggotry here is coming from you.

    Both sides are completely fucking idiots.

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    1. Daniel made a post saying "The butthurt is strong in this one"
      and commented later in there
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      "4CHAN The funny thing is that I did it as a joke and didn't mean any of it and he thinks this is all serious. Does he not know that I get my shits and giggles from butthurt kids like him?"
      -----
      I think the worst part is how fucking stupid people are
      oh it was just a joke, yeah its all a joke until someone gets fucking stalked or hurt in real life.
      ---
      I also find it kinda ironic that people say you're a 9gag fag/idiot when clearly they are the stupid ones that are influenced by the 4chan admin they don't realize your true message of what you think of 9gag

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    2. To the OP. You obviously do not understand the seriousness of the situation. Someone's life was threatened to the point she approached a lawyer.

      I do not need to listen to internet tough-guys like you who sit around on the chair all day.

      We are all people who go out there to make things happen.

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    3. Oh, you are a guy who would stand up and go out to change things?
      Let me quote you then:

      "If I were any other person I'd use the time to improve myself, but I'm tired of real-life. I'm at max-level with all the crap bullshit work, dating, partying and etc.

      I love the internet more than anything out there can offer me."

      "What if I told you, I've seen everything in life and am more fascinated by what the internet has to offer?

      Meet a girl. Hand out in clubs with friends. Work. Marry. Die.

      Seriously? The internet is lightyears better than that."

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  41. He made a post saying "The butthurt is strong in this one"
    and commented later in there
    ----
    "4CHAN The funny thing is that I did it as a joke and didn't mean any of it and he thinks this is all serious. Does he not know that I get my shits and giggles from butthurt kids like him?"
    -----
    I think the worst part is how fucking stupid people are
    oh it was just a joke, yeah its all a joke until someone gets fucking stalked or hurt in real life.
    ---
    I also find it kinda ironic that people say you're a 9gag fag/idiot when clearly they are the stupid ones that are influenced by the 4chan admin they don't realize your true message of what you think of 9gag

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  42. Daniel posted your blog on his page for everyone to see (the truth)......... :genius:

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  43. Sam what kind of genius are you? You really took down the fag. Now let's see what's his next move!

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  44. This is why I love you Sam ♥ ♥ ♥

    I wonder what would happen if Daniel's account got hacked ;o ;)

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  45. Todd Dysiak 4CHANNER/RedittorSeptember 27, 2012 at 10:14 PM

    As a longtime and avid /b/tard a cog in the INTERNET HAET MACHINE, and newborn Redditor I must say even I approve. CHEMO FOR THE CANCER. But Sam, you have to know dealing with anything related to 4chan is walking on thin ice. It just takes one person to screenshot this and say "OMFG THIS 9FAGGER IS ATTACKING 4CHAN STUFF LULZ" and tke everything out of context like most /b/tards do anyways.

    Tl;Dr I AM A HUGE FAGET, PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

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  46. i love you sam ( no homo)

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  47. The board between /a/ and /c/ is dead. A new moderator is deleting, closing threads, and banning members. This is soft and easy shit that's happening now. Back in 2007, you'd be fucked. Honestly, from what I've experienced, the first 20 minutes of this blog being posted, you would have had your account hacked, spam in the comments, rage, rape, etc. But now the board is full of new people who are "easy-going" and "soft". 4chan is no longer in it's prime. It's an old retarded military general with Alzheimers who doesn't know the difference between spaghetti and bowling shoes. He's old and disabled; occasionally babbling bullshit and nonsense. Having some elder tantrums and threatening people, but forgetting 10 minutes later. We all know he's going to die soon.

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    1. ...but... but i don't want him to die...i want it to get better...

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    2. As time passes by, our generation almost seems to be taken over by 15 yr-olds who lack the ability to see the bigger picture.

      However, I believe the big guys are out there and have not read this article. I have to get in touch with them somehow

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    3. this is so true... sad but true. the most threat you have now is some script kiddies and a shit ton of trolling newfags

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    4. @Anonymous3
      You comment about hating the post and yet
      "Tl;dr"

      Tell me again how much you understand the post?

      I guess the internet is ran by teenagers now. Not much room for maturity here.

      :fliesaway:

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  48. why you so buthurt 9fag

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  49. Internetuser here. Internet user as in I go everywhere: reddit, 9gag, 4chan, other chans, and soft sites like tumblr and twitter. Went on 9fag inb4 for quick lulz because they had a good mobile site, but they fucked up the format so fuck them. I wonder if memebase has the same bot problem that 9fag has? Because as far as I know they actually have oc now. Dunno though. Seriously though. So fucking what if a site steals your shit. Ever heard of thepiratebay? They do that too. Stealing can be good. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, SCROLL PAST IT! That applies to cancer too. Suck it up. The whole internet is cancer.

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    1. I think you're addressing all internet users yes?

      You have to understand, there is a problem right now and the problem is sites fighting with each other to see who's right.

      9GAG.com has 4 million slaves.

      Those who do nothing and encourage others to do nothing, will only watch it take over the world.

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    1. /signed. Also, you're stupid as fuck, you forgot to comment the link.

      Sam is just insane and probably butthurt... Probably got banned for shit. AHMAHGAWD Y 9GAG HAZ ADS ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY! Yah rait, like you can host a website like 9gag/4chan for free...

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    2. ^ Did you just scold yourself for forgetting to comment the link? Rofl.

      Furthermore, I had a look at your link and laughed hard. It really made my day!

      You already lost when you hated on and promoted me.

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    3. Space Titan, truth is your blog is just full of rants, name calling, and immaturity. It's quite obvious you did not understand anything.


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  51. Fuck everything. Smoke weed.

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  52. Your still cancer, young 9fag.

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    1. Faggot learn to spell first

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  53. Fuck you, your "floating gay bar" sucks shit.

    So let me get this straight... you know 9gag sucks yet you attack someone else for attacking it? Frankly I have known for a long time 4Chan FB was not the real 4chan.. he never made a secret of that, your thinking on this is delusional. I do not care about the "drama" between your pages, I guess it keeps the children busy. I am here to see funny things and laugh. Honestly seeing you guys get so butthurt over each other was a little funny at first but the joke is stale and old at this point. Last I checked it was still a free country , if you do not like a page stop supporting it by talking about it. That includes both 9gag and 4chan, all I see is your ego telling people what you think they should be doing... get over yourself!

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  54. I see a lot of Dans young followers were here as well.
    I'm a 4channer since 2009 and I have been on 9gag for a while.
    Although 4chan is just trolling and idiots this 4chan fbpage is a shame for 4chan. It's like high school, 1 bully who's older and all the 15 year old stalking followers that have his back. And 9gag is just case closed, only newfags comment and like all those lame posts and whine about my comments when I tried to convince them what a bunch of idiots they are for liking that shit. All the sites have morons on it, some just more than the other and this childish war just needs to end.

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  55. So, I guess this means: Ur mad bro.

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  56. I'm fucking dying. You really look this up the butt.

    I think urmad.

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  57. well done sam! I am a 9gagger (not the lame ones , the ones that just observe) .. honestly 9gag is becomming lame nowadays.. and you just showed me the real truth.. am leaving 9gag!

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  58. You clearly don't understand the meaning of 4Chan do you?

    We are mindless “me-too”ism, we are irrational preference, we are pointless flamewars, we are the true face of the internet.

    The internet is merely a way for mass quantities of people to communicate world wide in a matter of seconds, thereby enabling people to take out their rage, frustration, racism, etc on everyone in sight that they can unleash their pent up fury on. Trying to change that is like trying to force water to flow back up the mountain it came from, it is not possible.

    Websites, Facebook Fanpages, Forums, and any other medium of storage and communication are safe havens for people to find those like themselves. Each of 4Chans boards possess a base of visitors for each of their various reasons, as does reddit, tumblr, 9Gag, the list goes on. /b/ Happens to be a collection of people exercising the more primal emotions with impunity. No one can punish an anonymous on the internet for calling an Arab a Sand Nigger, no one can punish an anonymous on the internet for calling you a Slant Eyed Needledick. What you are attempting, is futile, and will fail. Miserably.
    Daniel Hobbs' fanbase consists of two types of people. Those who laugh at the pictures and troll leisurely, and those who eagerly anticipate the shit-storms he stirs up across the wide sea of the internet so that they can eagerly join the fray and inflict suffering and harassment on those who take words seriously.

    I guess what I really wanted to say is, Do not judge 4Chan for it's more vocal members in /b/, Your ideas, while noble, are futile in the end, and the internet is precisely that. The internet. Nothing should be taken seriously on the internet.
    I on the other hand, will be enjoying this from my lawn chair.

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  59. Not sure what the big deal is, 4chan posts some funny shit, 9gag does the same, personally i prefer 4chan, but I have a rather fucked up and sarcastic sense of humor. While i realize that there is never peace on the internet and some people thrive on causing damage to others pages, so on and so forth, I kinda wish pages could co-exist and post their own shit. That being said, this is the internet, post whatever you like (shy of child porn of course), if you want to troll someone, go ahead and do it. If you want to go ahead and get offended, that's cool too. I have nothing against you personally Sam, but I would like to say that this post and this feud is a retarded waste of time. I would like to say that, but obviously it made me care enough to make this post. Hope you have a pleasant day, I'm going to go write hurtful meaningless things, because internet.

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  60. I thought I would be reading some sort of moral faggotry but it turns out otherwise, I like this Sam guy. Made me hate 9gag community just a little bit less. I don't like that 4chan faebook page or its admin. I pray to FSM that it gets hacked and shut down. That page is directly responsible for the moralfag cancer that is seeping into /b/ these days(yes I know, I broke rules 1&2)

    4Chan is known to attack random things for laughs so don't be surprised if it ever happens again. It's in our nature. There is rarely an honor code in raids. We do it for the lulz and reactions. We raid the pages of dead teens or random youtube videos. Occasionally we will band together and raid for a good cause like finding out the identity of someone who abused a cat or giving a 93 year old rambling man on youtube 50,000 subscribers within a day or completely ruining the life of some Girl who came to /b/ taunting us and saying we would never find her(she was found 9hours later and got ruined, just google: Lacey Vicich)

    Maybe I'll add you in the future when this all cools down just to watch your odd quest against 9gag.

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    1. I think you are talking about 9GAG, as they do raid the shit out of dead girls with innuendo names. Such as that New-Yorker girl who got hit by a bus. Her name was (dontknowfirstname) cummings. They were posting on her wall, "Was it this one?" with a picture of a bus. 9GAG is dead, was dead and always cancerous. 4chan not much so.

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  61. >HE MAD

    Hey, Sam.

    Go smok wed

    wed is gud

    den visit 4chun

    errything ther is legit nao

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  62. >thinks he can make 4chan butthurt
    >le meme arrows

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  63. I see the points you have expressed. But you must know this very simple fact of life. 9GAG was unfunny even before the bot shit went down. When someone says meme, there is a 9fag there to say, "WE MADE THEM". Every time someone posts a fact about 9gag, there is a 9fag to lie and spread more cancerous shit than what started it off anyway. But you are not a "True 9GAGGER". Well, what I mean is that you won't be a "True 9GAGGER" if the site is taken down. Think of it this way. A thousand years from now, you and your brethren leave planet earth, for as it has become a dead planet. So your on the ship leaving, but everyone but you and a few dies. So, you're hurtling through space(the internet, only contact you have with anyone is your now dying group of "True Humans" and superior entities like Planet 4Chan, Inter-stellar quadrant FunnJunk, and Reddit-Galaxy-0-9-1. You are the only of your species left. Now, Planet 4Chan, Inter-stellar quadrant FunnJunk, and Reddit-Galaxy-0-9-1 will hate earth(9gag, even now that it has been destroyed. They will hate anything that has ever been in contact with them. You are inferior to these higher planets, and you will be in mortal danger, and definitely become extinct. So you have 2 options. Lie to them, stop calling yourself ^True Humans^ and wish you survive to continue your species. Or option 2, be true to yourself and face total annihilation with some dignity, respect and pride. You have no home, no loved ones or hope. This has happened before on the internet, and it will happen again. So. What will you do once 9GAG is off-line for good. Where will you get your shits and giggles? At Funnyjunk, we welcome non-cancerous, non-reposting and #RotI abiding Internet-onians. This is not an attack, just simple internet history. If you reply, please email it to: charlierules2007@hotmail.co.uk.
    Thank you for your time.

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  64. bwahaha, I'm just a floater that somehow ended up floating through this mess. This reminds me of 5 or 6 years ago when clans duked it out for random offenses on battle.net with everything from hacked websites to bot attacks. I'm not going to judge anyone for caring about this, but I will thank you for reminding me of my younger self when I actually had time for shit like this and the many laughs I just had reading it. You people treat it like its the center of the universe.

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  65. Attention whores, both of you, your just causing this war to get more popular...

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  66. 9gag is bad you should feel bad

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  67. 9gag is a horrible website. Also the 4chan facebook page is not a part of 4chan. It was some 10 year old who wanted to be considered cool among his peers and made this stupid page. Most of the time this page is looked down upon. So if you truely want to attack 4chan, you actually have to go on it. Not its shitty facebook page.

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  68. tl;dr

    I read up to the part where he said he was a 9fag

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  69. I completely sympathise with what you are trying to do Sam. As a ex-4channer it has completely gone to hell. Daniel is nothing but a pathetic excuse for a human and tries so hard for the attention he so desperately craves. I hope you guys succeed in taking down 9gag and 4chan. Both of the Facebook pages have deviated from the original purpose and I wish you guys the best of luck in attempting to redeem your name and reputation from the 9fags. Then deal with Daniel Hobbs for us ex-4channers.

    Best of luck Sam and I hope everything ends up turning out okay for your friend, Samantha.

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  70. And here i was wondering, this whole time, what happened to Sam Insanity... we do miss those old 9gag days hey.

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  71. @Anonymous3
    You comment about hating the post and yet
    "Tl;dr"

    Tell me again how much you understand the post?

    I guess the internet is ran by teenagers now. Not much room for maturity here.

    :fliesaway:

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  72. I hope whatever you're doing, it is best for the internet users. Good luck with it Sam.

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  73. can we just like
    not give a fuck

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  74. After reading some of the shit you wrote, I skipped few paras and read the important ones, as a long time 4channer, I've to say, HAHAH HOLY SHIT NIGGA I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOOK THESE FAGGOTS SERIOUSLY, WHICH ALSO MAKE YOU A BUTTHURT FAGGOT LIKE THOSE UNDERAGE BUTTHURT /b/tards. /b/ is like the "cool" place in internet where all the "alpha" "adult" faggots hangout, they go and raid other sites and they do it for lels, then just leaves and never gives a shit again. These raids basically starts when a fag is bored and decides to have some lel by raiding, they do "Post _ decides what _ happens to _" like threads (Which I think you won't get since you're not a 4channer), so it ends when the people they raid are not trolled, if you get butthurt/trolled, they're gonna have fun doing it more and more...So don't get butthurt easily and stop being a wannabe cool leader of le 9fag armi with cancerous stuff.

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  75. i love 9gag..fuck 4chan.hahahaha

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  76. Seriously? a persons life was threatened because for some fucking website wars. What the fuck. 4chan, 9gag and reddit have some immature people on it, omg who cares who visits website? does it make them different people? I find this whole fight a childish thing to do. Wow these kind of things make me lose faith in humanity, humans are the most selfish, violent creatures ever. Ugh words can't even describe what I feel.

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  77. May I suggest an android app that could view 9GAG without having internet connection?
    If you care, please visit this app on playstore.

    https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.togisn.gagofflineviewer
    The name is 9GAG Offline Viewer, thanks.

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